Mistress will humiliate you and your little acorn cock!

So -are you proud of your Tiny Dick?!

I’m always amused by men who can only wield a Pathetic Tiny Dick -something quite useless and unfit for the purpose designed! Indeed the fact that most of you are in denial of your lack of endowment really creases Mistress up!

So there we have it -tiny little willies only fit to be vilified and mocked, yes that really is about the size of things! All of this you of course know, deep inside you know that little peanut is completely useless. You couldn’t knock the skin of a rice pudding with your little BOY COCK, let alone satisfy a real woman.

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For those of you even more unfortunate losers who just possess a NEEDLE DICK I’d be seriously thinking about putting that little Tom Thumb dick into chastity -after all that way you might not disappoint any women hoping that you’re packing something worthwhile, instead of just a tiny dick! When you call our humiliating SPH line be sure to tell your Mistress exactly how small your Tiny Dick actually is. Right from the start, got that, there’s no need to be coy as well as useless!

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