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You of course know the classic Hot MILF story, don’t you? Might seem to be a cliché but we really do have plenty of these ladies answering our chat lines for us! Every morning hubby goes off to work leaving his sexy MILF at home… so what do you think she’s gonna do – watch daytime TV or get out the sex toys and sit by the phone ready for some cheap MILF Sex Chat?? We know that you know the answer, you’re thinking of her getting into sexy lingerie and checking her vibrator is fully charged, right?
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Just lie back and listen!
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Sexy housewives – extremely frustrated – are always the best bet when you want the dirtiest, no-messing phone sex! They’re always bored and they never seem to get that jiggy that they want from their hubbies. So it falls to blokes like you to get their juices flowing with your dirty minds and muckier chat!! Everybody these days wants a piece of sex action, no matter of they’re married or not! All over the UK there’s so many cheating housewives, all wanting to get some serious shagging in before their old men come home, worn out from a hard day’s toil! Just the sort of hot sluts you want to call for a really filthy chat…!
All our chat lines are really dirt cheap -choose your faves from these below!
Whilst you’re all horned up at the prospect of having the dirtiest LIVE phone sex with some sexy Housewives you’ll not want to have your leg lifted by some of these pricey sex chat lines. No need to pay as much as FOUR TIMES more than 36p-Sexchat where we’ve the sexist ladies, all our chat lines are always the same silly low price and there’s no cons like introductions which go on for ever!!
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Of course it’s not always possible to get a live sex call in. The missus (?), work and friends have a annoying habit of getting in the way. What you can do, seeing these sexy housewives are sitting around just playing with their mobiles – is to swap some very dirty pics – texts too, obviously! and as it’s silent, no one can overhear you. Anonymous and very dirty!!
You know you want to cheat with a married woman!!
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Obviously most of those of you who are going to want a SISSY BOY HUMILIATION session know what you want -or at least think that you do! You can of course ask your phone Mistress to steer the role play chat in any one of many directions –
she wants you to be thrilled as well as humiliated! Maybe you’ve decided that all you’re worthy of is to be repeatedly skewered on massive black cocks? Let’s face it you know it wouldn’t be a tea party you’d be invited to not when Mistress has Tranny Humiliation down as amongst her favourite pastimes!
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Forced into a Party Frock and white socks!!
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So -are you proud of your Tiny Dick?!
I’m always amused by men who can only wield a Pathetic Tiny Dick -something quite useless and unfit for the purpose designed! Indeed the fact that most of you are in denial of your lack of endowment really creases Mistress up!
So there we have it -tiny little willies only fit to be vilified and mocked, yes that really is about the size of things! All of this you of course know, deep inside you know that little peanut is completely useless. You couldn’t knock the skin of a rice pudding with your little BOY COCK, let alone satisfy a real woman.
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For those of you even more unfortunate losers who just possess a NEEDLE DICK I’d be seriously thinking about putting that little Tom Thumb dick into chastity -after all that way you might not disappoint any women hoping that you’re packing something worthwhile, instead of just a tiny dick! When you call our humiliating SPH line be sure to tell your Mistress exactly how small your Tiny Dick actually is. Right from the start, got that, there’s no need to be coy as well as useless!
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The image of panties sniffers isn’t one that many of you would like to associate with, coming as it does in the footsteps of the Dirty Macintosh brigade! Much of that is because a lot of you are known to steal ladies knickers from their washing lines…! You’re the sort of male who at parties rummages through your hosts’ laundry basket, correct?
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At the end of the day there’s no waiting and all the stories are pukka -professionally recorded by ladies who know what you like! It might interest you to known that we have sixty such stories lined up for you, so there HAS to be something to make your cock twitch! The listing is here Domination Story Lines so look at what is on offer and unzip and get ready to unload!
Not content with the kinkier side of things we’d be amiss if we didn’t point our both our More Mainstream Sex Stories and also our Gay and Bi Curious Stories You have so much there just waiting to get you all horned up!
Want To Sniff My Used Dirty Knickers?!
Are you a closets knickers fancier? Of course there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that, it is after all probably the dirtiest fetish out there!! But loving filthy panties can mean its hard to get the necessary privacy to talk as it is so NOT the sort of topic that you want to be overheard chatting about! So it really does make sense to text in these cases, rather than to chat. Your bonus (apart from texting being completely anonymous) is that you get to swap extremely mucky pics into the bargain!! You know it makes sense!